Friday, September 27, 2013

DERMOT O'LEARY - No.260

Above: Dermot and Dee out for a stroll.

'THIS MORNING' SHOW DISCUSSES DERMOT'S TROUSERS
MissLJayx: Love it! This Morning talking about @radioleary tight trousers! #HappyFriday
shellnchris1965
shellnchris1965: @radioleary Haha @JeffBrazier & @itvthismorning on about and showing, a close up of Dermots tight trousers :))))))
LinziBird
LinziBird: @itvthismorning I think @JeffBrazier and @radioleary should present together #DoubleTightTrousers

HORROR VACATION
bethneil: @radioleary thanks everso for today - enjoy the holiday and take Stephen King! x
radioleary: @bethneil So good to meet you my dear. I'll crack into the King ASAP. Good luck! Xx
RachelFabMag: @radioleary Thanks so much for shooting for us today - sorry I couldn't be there - I hear you were a bit hungover?!?
radioleary: @RachelFabMag Not a bit of it (a bit) my bad. Sorry. Great day though. X

BBC QUESTION TIME RESULTS IN DERMOT PLAYING 50 QUESTIONS WITH TWITTER FOLLOWERS
radioleary: Eyes down for @bbcquestiontime tonight. Good line up.
msprobopple: @radioleary I tuned in late! Who's Louise Cooper?
radioleary: @msprobopple Some hot shot in finance. X
TeamAmelia_xo: @radioleary Please follow/RT if you are a fan of Amelia Lily x
msprobopple: @radioleary Oh, just like me. Except I'm a librarian. Gove is a fan of his own answers - Looks like a boy with seconds of pudding,
radioleary: @msprobopple Good debater though.
Mark_R_Woods: @radioleary eyes down indeed D -it's a prerecord and rumoured to be the most feisty/ugly of ALL TIME.
radioleary: @Mark_R_Woods Really. You should sell snow to Eskimos. X
YellowyHair: @radioleary @bbcquestiontime Gove needs to be in some kind of line up for sure!
from Liverpool, Liverpool
radioleary: @YellowyHair get to sleep you, I've got sandwiches to make!
YellowyHair: @radioleary no!!! You were too late! I've got Buble and your mum making a stew now! Get out of my dream!!
radioleary: @YellowyHair Soz. I'm off.
YellowyHair: @radioleary good idea. You don't want to see this bit!!! Night gorgeous! X
radioleary: @DaleBowes @bbcquestiontime 'This is what it sounds like, when Goves cry'
Boxclever123: @radioleary Michael Gove is smoother than you!!
radioleary: @Boxclever123 isn't he just.
bethneil: "This woman on the panel..." Such disdain. #bbcqt
radioleary: @bethneil Just thought that. Can't believe no one picked him up on that.
bethneil: @radioleary she's been pretty dreadful but that was quite mean! Must be exhausting being so cynical and sneery all the time :/
ChrisMilan: @radioleary @bbcquestiontime I thought Michael Gove was on good form for the first 20 mins - Wrong!
radioleary: @ChrisMilan @bbcquestiontime Really? Thought he was on fire.
ChrisMilan: @radioleary @bbcquestiontime well, like him or loath him, Gove's been good value' thx for the tweet bak!
radioleary: Dude, nice bow tie!
Laura_Loops: @radioleary That's how we roll in Uxbridge!
radioleary: @Laura_Loops My compliments.
radioleary: RT ‏@laurenlaverne: *Still imagining doing the loop de loop and landing on a conference desk with previous questioner* #bbcqt
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the_simian: @radioleary Gove handing his glasses to Louise Cooper as she shouts "he ain't worth it Mike!" #govevsself #bbcqt
radioleary: @the_simian brilliant.
Toshho: @radioleary will self was insufferable. His smug dismissive attitude was shit munchingly awful. Hope he's never on again.
radioleary: @Toshho Didn't do himself any favours did he.
radioleary: Great QT tonight. Gove now going 15 rounds with Selfie in the car park. #youwannapieceofme!
radioleary: Right off to bed. Got an appointment with Philp Kerr. That's an author... Not my lover.

FISH AND SOUP
fishybrasserie: First new season Channel Cod: just off the boats and going on special this weekend #autumn #fishyfishy @radioleary pic.twitter.com/kif3uMWR3Y
Sarahbarnett12: @fishybrasserie @radioleary have u still a branch in Brighton
radioleary: @Sarahbarnett12 @fishybrasserie I bloody hope so!
rockingcraic: @radioleary made any chicken soup recently? you still require my approval and it has to be kosher haha
radioleary: @rockingcraic @benwinston is my koshometer He's VERY strict.

DERMINGTON BEAR
Anniwilliamsing: @radioleary Dermington Bear! Helloooo! Rehearsals going well, can't wait 4 all the fun again!! Hope ur well honey bunch. Mwah xx
radioleary: @Anniwilliamsing Can't wait my dear. X

Rosie Gizauskas Thursday 26 September 2013

Dermot O'Leary, be proud of your impressive willy!

The X Factor presenter doesn't seem too pleased that his bits are all over the papers...
It wasn't a contestant's performance that caused a stir at the weekend on The X Factor - it was Dermot O'Leary's tight trousers. The Sun reported, ‘Some 8.9 million were there at the start but, as freeze-framed photos emerged online, figures rocketed to 10.4 million.' Yes, Dermot was wearing very tight trews and his man bits were hard to miss. The TV host joked that having his todger on show had been long-planned by his wardrobe department. 'I'll not lie to you boys, my people have been in bulge talks for months. It's bigger(;-)) than Yalta,' Tweeted Dermot. But it seems the 40-year-old got fed up reading about his tackle. 'Slow news day? X,' he Tweeted as reports popped up everywhere. Oh, whatever, Derm! People aren't saying it's small. So stop top acting faux-coy! There's obviously nothing to worry about! No man would scoff at zillions of people going mad for his manhood on Twitter. NO MAN. Be proud, Dermy. (We know you secretly are anyway.)

DERMOT O'LEARY IN SHOPS
cracklefeedback: Fancy dress shop in Newcastle selling a Dermot O'Leary mask. Niche. 


AWARDS
fishybrasserie: Nice award in post today. We #recycle glass, food, paper, cardboard, metal, plastic & nolandfill #smug @radioleary
radioleary: @fishybrasserie Smug indeed... Nice frog,

SATURDAY SESSIONS CD
hillsymcmlxxvi: Only just discovered #TheSaturdaySessions by @radioleary better than #LiveLounge by far!
radioleary: @hillsymcmlxxvi oh you! D
VERiFiEDlatest: @radioleary any plans for another Sessions album Dermot? I've worn the latest one down!
radioleary: @VERiFiEDlatest Hopefully next year. X

THE VOTES HAVE BEEN COUNTED
marinarljones: @KateGodsal @radioleary such a dermot today... #XFactor tension music..votes counted and verified for Pupil Parliament #cheers&MANYtears
radioleary: @marinarljones @KateGodsal Sounds like I'm in trouble! X

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