DERMOT O'LEARY - No.296

11th HOUR 

radioleary: Seems like an apt time to share this, took it on a trip last year. Humbling experience, so glad I did it.

LET'S FACE IT!

_ilikeink: @radioleary from my seven year old son Boyd. He draws pictures of you at school and loves you to bits! 

radioleary: @_ilikeink Thanks Boyd, great job. Is my face really that colour? X

_ilikeink: @radioleary Dermot, Boyd said YES it is that colour, thanks Dermot you made his day :-))

ZoZoLouiseB: @radioleary My 6yr old Becca is currently kissing your face on the Tv as we catch up on #XFactor. What can I say? She has great taste!!

radioleary: @ZoZoLouiseB Hey becca! X

ZoZoLouiseB: @radioleary - Thank U Dermot! Becca is now screaming and bouncing around the lounge happily. U made her day xxx

THE GRRRR RESPONSE

MsHepburnley: I get soooo cross with celebs that only respond to other celeb tweets and don't engage with 'normal' people. Grrrrrr.

HorneyMedia: @MsHepburnley @radioleary and @angellicabell reply but that's almost it

MsHepburnley: @HorneyMedia @radioleary @angellicabell They are lovely people in real life too. As is Alex Jones out of off of The One Show.

HorneyMedia: @MsHepburnley had a great time with Jelly...just asked her out of blue to do a radio show with me once based on couple mins banter

MsHepburnley: @HorneyMedia I remember when @angellicabell went to Lapland for CiN and was AMAZING. And @radioleary makes a mean brew x

radioleary: @MsHepburnley @HorneyMedia @angellicabell White with one, yes? X

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

MEATLiquor: Happy birthday to us :-)

radioleary: @MEATLiquor Huzzah!

WW1 LIFEBOAT RESCUES

radioleary: RT @RNLI: Six little-known World War One lifeboat rescues: http://bit.ly/1dXLMpQ #RemembranceDay

RNLI: @radioleary Thanks for the retweet, Dermot!

radioleary: @RNLI  My pleasure, some incredible stories.

JUDGE'S DINNER - NOT YOUR AVERAGE MEAT AND TWO VEG!

radioleary: Thanks to all @PittCueCo for a cracking judges dinner last night. Food out of this world, staff, wonderful, drinks? 'Oi vey my head!'

RichardHTurner: @radioleary @PittCueCo Pickle backs per chance?

radioleary: @RichardHTurner @PittCueCo Oh Jesus yes..

marksidaway: @radioleary @deekoppang hosted an amazing judges dinner tonight. Best food yet. X

deekoppang: “@marksidaway: @radioleary @deekoppang hosted an amazing judges dinner tonight. Best food yet. X” :-) :-)

radioleary: @marksidaway @deekoppang Thanks buddy. Happy birthday! X

marksidaway: “@radioleary: @deekoppang Thanks buddy. Happy birthday! X” Even Louis loved the pigs head sausages! X

carolineflack1: @deekoppang was ace!!! Thank you both @radioleary xxx

deekoppang: @carolineflack1 @radioleary xxx

TerryLongden: @radioleary @PittCueCo didn't see you when I left last night to say thank you for the dinner I crashed it was fab Tx much appreciated 

radioleary: @TerryLongden @PittCueCo Irish family law, always room for one more. X

FANGURL

toonarmyfan02: @radioleary

DERMOT'S BULGE

TAKES A BACK SEAT

TO HIS BUM

_LadyStardust: @MrLukeCooper @radioleary has to be said his bulge is the definite winner of this years xfactor :')

MrLukeCooper: @_LadyStardust @radioleary his bulge is just the winner of everything tbh hahaha

_LadyStardust: @MrLukeCooper 2013, the year of @radioleary's bulge :')

laurajanewood2: @TheXFactor Dermot, get the bulge oot!!

darrengrimes_: I am here for Dermot O'leary's bulge. #XFactor

celebritybulge: If you are into #bulge, be sure to follow us for Matt Cardle bulge, Dermot O'Leary bulge and way more besides!

LovaticManwhore: Dermot O'Leary omg hello #bulge

curtis_gus: #XtraFactor I would love to bum dermot o Leary

rachelcrawford_: dermot o'leary bum appreciation tweet

GinaBo: I'd prefer to go home cause Dermot @radioleary let's ya hug him that bit longer. I might even get an 'emotional' bum squeeze in…

yehkatie: I have come to the conclusion dermot O'leary has an amazing bum 

DermotOlearyBum: Dermot O'leary in those shiny tight trousers tonight! Looked amazing!

#BestBum

best_bums: The bum of @radioleary. What a djs great bum looks like. 

danniileaa: Just told dermot o'leary he has a better bum than louis tomlinson he felt privileged

SERIOUSLY FOLKS

thestephcollins: @radioleary how dare you say about CELINE DION being 'Sam's impersonator' love Sam BUT CELINE is in another league! Embarrassing comment!!

radioleary: @thestephcollins Good point! It's almost as if I meant it seriously...

TOP THAT

GaryJHorrocks: @dulwich2hull @radioleary #XFactor O'whatever feeds a sad notion that life outside of showbiz is worthless. Idiot! I wonder where he shops?

dulwich2hull: @GaryJHorrocks @radioleary not forgetting the staff at bars and restaurants he goes to - they should all refuse to serve the arrogant nob!

GaryJHorrocks: @dulwich2hull @radioleary how devastating to go back to table waiting or shelf stacking! Here, take this cyanide pill dear... #morrisons

AnneHodgson0: @GaryJHorrocks @dulwich2hull @radioleary Funny there seems to be an increasing attitude that there's something shameful about plain hard work

GaryJHorrocks: @AnneHodgson0 @dulwich2hull @radioleary I just feel sad for the deflated @morrisons staff who support the show to hear that vacuous twaddle

radioleary: @GaryJHorrocks @AnneHodgson0 @dulwich2hull Apologies, merely meant she can follow her career path.

radioleary: @GaryJHorrocks @AnneHodgson0 @dulwich2hull Hard work most important thing, regardless of career, something I can attest to.

radioleary: @GaryJHorrocks @AnneHodgson0 @dulwich2hull And as someone who has waited plenty of tables, please know I know the value of graft.

dulwich2hull: @radioleary @GaryJHorrocks @AnneHodgson0 it's ok we're all watching Downton now and ruffled feathers have settled -)

GaryJHorrocks: @radioleary Really appreciate the response, thanks.

AnneHodgson0: @radioleary @GaryJHorrocks @dulwich2hull I've been an au pair. Top that.

GaryJHorrocks: @AnneHodgson0 @radioleary @dulwich2hull I've sung #judygarland songs to pissed tourists in Covent Garden :-)

SAM WITH ONE OF THE X'S

SamBaileyREAL: Me and @radioleary backstage 

FISHING FOR A MENU

smartozer: @radioleary know you are busy tonight but can only find summer menu on Brighton website? How can i view winter's? @fishybrasserie

radioleary: @smartozer @fishybrasserie Soon, it's coming! X

COLOUR MY HEART

CharlotteOC: BIG thank you to @radioleary @BBCRadio2 for playing "Colour my Heart " yesterday

radioleary: @CharlotteOC @BBCRadio2 Welcome, lovely tune.

UGLY

gavin_acco: @radioleary ppl say I look like u but plz mate tell dem I'm not ugly

radioleary: @gavin_acco You look like a prince...

gavin_acco: @radioleary why thank u .... Ur not far off <3

FOOTY TWEETS AND THE X

radioleary: @GaryLineker Fair point. Enjoying the show. Always my post show wind down... Apart from the Chelsea Pen...

GaryLineker: @radioleary Was a somewhat dodgy decision....unless you're Mourinho, of course.

radioleary: @GaryLineker Terrible decision... Still great to have him back though. Thanks for the tweet tonight. Appreciated.

Rugbyscot66: @GaryLineker @radioleary mourinio X factor judge. Make it so.

radioleary: @Rugbyscot66 @GaryLineker Nice idea.

GaryLineker: @radioleary Thanks for the mention.

ROB'S GOOD

ThisisTimDean: @radioleary @marksidaway Hi guys, how you feeling? hope you both weren't working and got to see the game guys! #wearecomingtogetyou

marksidaway: @ThisisTimDean @radioleary both watched in the gallery whilst rehearsing @robbiewilliams! Had to be van purse strings. Gutted but Rob's good

radioleary: @marksidaway @ThisisTimDean Nice of him to celebrate too.

PORTSMOUTH

radioleary: Good to see Portsmouth marching today.

THIS SATURDAY

radioleary: BBCHQ - on the @BBCRadio2 show this Saturday from 3pm sessions from @RudimentalUk @keaneofficial & @BillBailey & another Proud Mum & the Dr

radioleary: BBCHQ: 2 wonderful Saturday Sessions from @cattleandcane & @ottewellben from @gomeztheband http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01lbts1 … http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01lb233

radioleary: BBCHQ: if you missed Karl Pilkington on @BBCRadio2 its here http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01lbtxq …