DERMOT O'LEARY - No.313

SATURDAY NIGHT BULGE

rioferdy: Read my tweets out right Dermot for crying out loud!!! #Xfactor

radioleary: @rioferdy5 It's all they gave me!

dom_tracey: @radioleary @rioferdy5 come on Dermot - stop passing the buck ;)

radioleary: @rioferdy5 Its like when Evra or someone gives you a hospital pass! Just do the best with what you're given.

reno12312: @radioleary @rioferdy5 what you going on about are you drunk

lmfieldmouse: Is it me or is @radioleary and all the panel pissed

_priceyy_: Hate dermot oleary with a passion!

_priceyy_: @radioleary you're an arsehole

radioleary: @_priceyy_ Thanks man.

SarahExley1: Using @Kiehls on @radioleary and @deekoppang tonight on the mighty X Factor! Thank you... x 

Kiehls: @SarahExley1 @radioleary @deekoppang Great to hear! Which products?

romeoantoine: @radioleary the suit was top tonight but the trousers not much as the cut or the size wasn't that good. #noBULGE

shar1mac: Catchin up on #xfactor @MrsSOsbourne  is lookin lovely as usual & @radioleary congrats 2 stylist again this week #bulgewatch

robangus: Dermot O'Leary is basically just an enchanted suit.

graceyx89: @radioleary watching #xfactor to see this bulge everyones talking about ;-) #dermotsbulge

flo_jewellery: Dermot's bulge was the only thing worth watching #xfactor

WoodsJamiewoods: Wouldn't kick him out of bed! Dermot is sooo H. O. T. #xfactor2013 #xfactor also nice bulge ;-)

mholland11: Mad how Dermot O'Leary is gay innit #xfactor

ruth_hunt: @Nattynookers1 @radioleary I'm completely staggered that #jamesarthur is going on #xfactor

itsabouttheman: It's #bulgefactor on @TheXFactor tonight with Mr Dermot O'bulgleary @radioleary we can't wait.

greeneyedhaz: Dermot O'Leary and the bulge

trudz_123: Dermot o'leary.... The only reason to watch the xfactor!!#Thebulge

MrBarry79: @ohchrisburton I’m in Croatia & even at home avoid that show…but is Dermot’s bulge still the only reason to watch?

FOALS

radioleary: HQ: @foals in session on @BBCRadio2 right now

foals: RT @radioleary: HQ: @foals in session on @BBCRadio2 right now

THE WEDDING TACKLE GAME

FlissMattos: Look who has joined my hen party! @radioleary

radioleary: @FlissMattos Er... hi!

FlissMattos: @radioleary aha sorry my ladies did that...not my idea!

BULGE ENVY

DannyO: Does this not look a little bit like a nappy..?? @josephsinclair haha

Chap_Lyns: @DannyO Dermot's face in the background makes me chuckle! #Bulge #WheresMySocks

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#AWKS

Charlottesayshi: This pic of @Rylan is like "not impressed Derm" and @radioleary is like "oh god awks"

BULGE ENTICEMENT

lilyallen: why is everyone talking about me being on xfactor next year, no way jose.

RJ_Swallow: @lilyallen Not even for Dermot's bulge?!

DERMIE'S SOLO

KatiexGreenhill: @radioleary Think we should Should Put your solo song on YouTube! Very good vocals! Haha @Georgie_Hair

THIS SPORTING BULGE

GivenMeWings: @antanddec Dec you seem to be sporting a @radioleary style bulge loving it! #antanddecsbridgelink #imacelebrity #dermotsbulge #decsbulge

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A COUPLE OF HOORAY HENRYS

deekoppang: @Abi_ridiculant Literally on the edge of our seats... #HenryV 

radioleary: @deekoppang @Abi_ridiculant Nice hats. Like a couple of Guy Fawkes impersonators. X

A PLAN COMES TOGETHER

SpitandRoast: It's a shame that no one can 'just' open a new dive bar. Where you can drink, misbehave, and go home guilty. London would be better for 20

radioleary: @SpitandRoast Amen, used to be a great one in China Town... Miss feeling guilty. Although I'm Catholic, so it does happen on a daily basis.

SpitandRoast: @radioleary Must be the dive under The Kings Head where Terry held court? Exactly what I'm talking about. Not a filament bulb in sight! Aaah

radioleary: @SpitandRoast Lets do it, I'll handle the brewskis, you do the nosh.

SpitandRoast: @radioleary It must happen. Let's plan it at Bradleys Spanish Bar, a fine place to hatch a plan. #projectDIVE #dirtyoil #hardliquor

radioleary: @SpitandRoast Excellent choice. Nice and divey.

SpitandRoast: @radioleary cheap, fabric clad rioja and a jukebox second only to that of The Three Kings in Clerkenwell. When its working at least...

radioleary: @SpitandRoast Damnit, we're talking us out of the plan!!

SpitandRoast: @radioleary no no Bradleys it must be. If only for THOSE toilets

QUESTION TIME

radioleary: Really enjoyed  @bbcquestiontime tonight. If I was one of my Celtic cousins I'd be 50/50... 'Only one way to find out'....

THE OFFICE

kayribeiro: Another good day at the office @radioleary, good doing business with you. #leon

radioleary: @kayribeiro Always x #hep.

RUMMY

ontheptrain: Hi @radioleary any chance you are partial to a drop of rum?

radioleary: @ontheptrain Pursers, always.

PAT RICE

radioleary: Thoughts going out to one of my childhood heroes Pat Rice today. Hold fast big fella.

ENDORSED BY DERMOT

Mangal2: Who fancies a deep, philosophical discussion about kebabs? I do. Tweet away, Hipsters.

anitathetweeter: @Mangal2 do you do a better kebab than Yildiz on the Blackstock Road? Because theirs are gooood

Mangal2: @anitathetweeter I haven't tried Yildiz's kebabs. It's like Jude Law cheating on Sienna Miller with that ugly nanny. Terrible idea.

anitathetweeter: @Mangal2 they have a @radioleary celebrity endorsement quote in the window. I don't know if you're able to match that

radioleary: @anitathetweeter @Mangal2 One of my proudest moments, when I saw that. Love the Yildiz.

BAND

MA_StreetTeam: Can't say I didn't try @radioleary :( @MissingAndy

rach_tuck: It made the local papers @radioleary  @MissingAndy 

BULGE

jessmatthews123: @jonnyhotdogbuck hahahahaha! Everyone's talking about dermot's bulge lately

GRIMM NEWS

LuxuryChannel: @grimmers announced as new LC:M ambassador, alongside @DGandyOfficial, @TinieTempah and @radioleary.  Our round-up - http://www.theluxurychannel.com/magazine/london-collections-menswear

SOUND CHOICE

radioleary: HQ: Aren't these two right good lookers? They also sound lovely on their podcast @Soundingspod http://bit.ly/soundingspod