DERMOT O'LEARY - No.232

BLISS 

therealgokwan: Bliss

radioleary: @therealgokwan and where pray tell is that my handsome?

therealgokwan: “@radioleary: @therealgokwan and where pray tell is that my handsome?” Captiva island, Florida! The most incredible sunsets! X

radioleary: @therealgokwan Beautiful! Enjoy. Have some ceviche for me. X

MRS O' M G

carolineflack1: Happy birthday @gizzierskine xxx 

radioleary: @carolineflack1 And who is that in the background? X

carolineflack1: @radioleary this lovely lady

radioleary: @carolineflack1 oh dear god. X

SPEAKING TO THE X IN OZ

lukejacobz: @radioleary just saying- my hug count is right up there- and @DanniiMinogue -- haven't had many hugs but there is PLENTY of time!

radioleary: @lukejacobz She doesn't give them up easy!

lukejacobz: @radioleary when do you guys finish up for the year? If we finish before you, I might come over and watch how it's done in the motherland!

radioleary: @lukejacobz mate, welcome any time. Although 'How it's done' isn't exactly how I'd describe my role!

lukejacobz: @radioleary I'd actually like to watch a whole show from the audience and you are my YODA

1D THE MOVIE IS 1D

NOT EVERYONE'S A FAN!

elliemayadams: @radioleary thank you for picture at the premiere! x

boydhilton: Look it's @benwinston, hottest one in the room: “@B3nLunt: Within fainting distance of @SimonCowell @Harry_Styles.

radioleary: Saw the 1D film tonight. Ok,I'm not the demographic.But nice job @benwinston and Co.Good to see louis and the boys doing well... Very well.

rosstitute15: @radioleary you've changed,one direction?fuck you Dermot

radioleary: @rosstitute15 maybe redirect some of that anger young man.

rosstitute15: @radioleary you got Harry's number?

obowden90: @radioleary alright you shit cunt?

radioleary: @obowden90 I'm well... Thank you.

obowden90: @radioleary ah that's good news then..

radioleary: @obowden90 Yes it is ... Now go wash that mouth out you cheeky scamp.

obowden90: @radioleary go chase after Simon Cowell's cock on the sex factor you Spunk trumpet

HarveeyMarshy: @radioleary @obowden90 don't take that from him dermott, childish little boy.

obowden90: @HarveeyMarshy @radioleary stop bumlicking you're also a shit cunt

jimbob4224: @radioleary i would rather poke my self in the eye with a javalin

radioleary: @jimbob4224 Well... Maybe you shouldn't go see it then. Probably for the best.

jimbob4224: @radioleary lol fair play

boydhilton: @radioleary @benwinston Your cameo second only to Marty Scorsese's. x

radioleary: @boydhilton @benwinston Shucks. X

A MAJOR BLOW 

BarclaysLeague: Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain ruled out until November: England and Arsenal were dealt a major blow when it emerged ... http://dailym.ai/1bQOSdS 

radioleary: @BarclaysLeague ah for goodness sake!

THE WRONG TROUSERS 

KestonCobblers: Dear @radioleary Here's the cover we originally planned to do on your show. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJZWcoeA4Yo (@blink182 but less Emo!) x

radioleary: @KestonCobblers love! X

KestonCobblers: @radioleary ah thank you! x

THERE WERE CLOUDS IN MY COFFEE 

radioleary: This puddle looks like Ireland. Jasus, God love the auld country. 

diylan: @radioleary Feel even worse for west Cork which seems to have evaporated completely.

radioleary: @diylan Sorry about that fella

RobbieC_27: @radioleary check out my Scotland cloud 

radioleary: @RobbieC_27 Nice!

cbren88: @radioleary Love how even the puddle respects Northern Ireland is in UK...

RossOConnor3: @cbren88 @radioleary nobody cares

radioleary: @RossOConnor3 @cbren88 Think Ross might be taking twitter... And life a bit seriously.

cbren88: @radioleary @RossOConnor3 You're probably right Dermot. Gutted your set was ruined at Latitude by the way mate :-(

radioleary: @cbren88 Me too!

RossOConnor3: @cbren88 @radioleary i love you guys :)) #better?? xxxxxx

A REAL TURN OFF

catdeeleyfan: Sounds disgusting so annoying! Please don't allow this to happen again @radioleary

radioleary: @catdeeleyfan That's right... Fire everyone!

catdeeleyfan: @radioleary sorry but I had to turn off that bit it sounded horrible :( love the rest of the show :)

FROM SOMEWHERE

OVER THE RAINBOW

- IN OZ -

OZ POLITICIANS SET ASIDE THEIR DIFFERENCES TO HELP A MATE PROMOTE HIS POP CLIP

Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, politicians from various parties, reporters, press photographers and others entered into this clip willingly to help their friend Matt Roberts who is a cameraman based in Parliament House Canberra.

Featured politicians:

The Hon Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd
Leader of the Opposition, Tony Abbott
Leader of the Greens, Christine Milne
Deputy Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese
Deputy Leader of the Nationals, Barnaby Joyce
Minister Joel Fitzgibbon
Senator Nick Xenophon
Senator Sarah Hanson-Young
Member for Lyne, Rob Oakeshott
Leader of Katter Australia Party, Bob Katter
Member for Longman, Wyatt Roy
Member for Chifley, Ed Husic
Leader of the Palmer United Party, Clive Palmer
News crew:
Chris Uhlmann (ABC)
Mark Simkin (ABC)
Mark Riley (Seven)
Hugh Riminton (Ten)
Paul Bongiorno (Ten)
Kieren Gilbert (Sky News)
If you'd like to follow the band on Twitter: @TheBestieBoys

Press play:

Lyrics:
Wake up they're already there, messages pre-prepared,
On screens and frequencies, it's news but not really,
Next to him, next to her, messages well rehearsed,
They're the bait, here's the line, a waste of breath filling time,
It goes round and round! Round and round!
Next day, they're there again, messages already sent,
Same faces, similar words, back for seconds, back for thirds,
It goes round and round!
By 5, it's familiar.
It goes round and round!
Keep it simple, keep it the same.
It goes round and round!
But cycles are renowned for making everything okay.
Yeah, it goes round and round!
But cycles are renowned for making everything okay.
Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!

Produced, directed, filmed and edited by Matt Roberts