THE LIFE AND TIMES OF DERMOT O'LEARY: DERMOT O'LEARY

A SHED LOAD

shedsongs: @george_ezra you, guitar, my shed, a match ;-)

radioleary: @shedsongs @george_ezra Great isn't he.

FOR MY DAD

hannah_cory: @radioleary please please can my dad have a bday tweet! (To martin) hes such a massive fan it would make him so happy!! Xxxxxxxx

radioleary: @hannah_cory Well, happy birthday Martin... 20 mins to go! X

WINNERS

radioleary: Alright gang, thoughts on tonight if you please? Winners/losers etc etc.

NickPayne72: @radioleary Only one lot of winners tonight #gooners

radioleary: @NickPayne72 Love that.

GaryBarlow: Well done team X factor ! Great show tonight

AngeRawcliffe: @GaryBarlow why hasn't @radioleary got a posh poppy like the judges @ contestants?? #PoorDermot

radioleary: @AngeRawcliffe Always like to keep it old school on the poppy front. #hopelieswiththeproles

PetraRodic: @radioleary there's only one winner and that's you, darling! Thanks for bringing back the dance! Best host ever!

THE RANDOMNESS OF TWITTER:
THIS IS WHY TWITTER WAS INVENTED
ITV

ITV: Are you suffering from a dose of Night Fever? Then maybe Dr @radioleary can help as it's Disco Week on @TheXFactor in an hour. #XFactor

sugarscape: Who's playing X Factor Bingo with us tonight? Two biscuits says the box for Dermot's bulge goes in the first 5 mins. http://on.sugarsca.pe/16WILXj

AlisdairHayes: @radioleary Mr Dermot the leaf on your poppy should be at the 11oclock position. Remember 11th hour of the 11day of the 11th month.

EmilyCreaven: YAY! @radioleary has his dancing back!!! #XFactor

Sam_Buca_23: HATE when Dermot does the cringey dance routines! Just get your bulge out! #XFactor

chloe_harribo: Hey Dermot Oleary I loved that little bum bump you and that sexy gal did

OhCallahan_X: Yes I just tweeted to Dermot's bulge judge meh

ShirleyYeo2: Omg Dermot Oleary and Louis Walsh dancing ... Just wrong

RachelOprey: Love it when @radioleary opens with a dance #xfactor

ConnieRoses: @TheXFactor @radioleary a little awkward handshake followed by a little awkward joke is why I love Derm presenting XFactor!! #XFactor

NerinderH: "Johnny Depp well known for his love of disco" @radioleary Dermot too funny! Lol

PennyMunt: @radioleary lovely package and good dancin on X factor tonite

TheXFactor: RT if you think @RadioLeary should join @RoughCopyUK! #XFactor

joannereilly10: Dermot O'Leary jeezo that man is sex on legs. Obviously hard not to look at the bulge Mrs O'Leary one lucky woman

nafets69: the first audition at Channel 4, Vincent (Waterford ) knew you will be a star, got the autograph in early @radioleary

katie86smith: @radioleary are we gonna see a big pack tonight? #XFactor ? Lol x

davidpslattery: Suppose I'll have to endure #xfactor too perv at #Dermot's bulge

HASHTAGhanzo: bet @christiewilsonn wants this... Haha @radioleary

TheXFactor: Dermot here! Hope we're all well. Dress rehearsals going great... #DiscoWeek is looking GOOD." #XFactor @RadioLeary

loobrush1986: @CelebJuice @TheXFactor Still laugh my socks of that banter about Dermot's bulge on that #XFactor spin off on #CelebJuice. #BareJokes.