THE LIFE AND TIMES OF DERMOT O'LEARY: DERMOT O'LEARY

KNOW YOUR PLACES

radioleary: Right. Off to do some @BBCRadio2 prep before the big game tonight @Arsenal with a cheeky Yildiz. Anon. X

will_hardingiow: @radioleary @BBCRadio2 @Arsenal I hope your not refering to him being Jewish and calling him a yid, I would have thought you were classier

radioleary: @will_hardingiow @BBCRadio2 @Arsenal Er, no... It's a Turkish restaurant.

will_hardingiow: @radioleary @BBCRadio2 @Arsenal I only wanted a reply lmao but ta :) by the way good job on x-factor :)

mjkw21: @radioleary Love YILDIZ! Noting it now with @NOTEDplaces app! Great new way to remember and share special places around the world! #NOTED

radioleary: @mjkw21 @NOTEDplaces #convert

RIDICULOUS

jousefyousef: @radioleary Dermot,you're so cool its ridiculous....

radioleary: @jousefyousef Oh you. X

jousefyousef: @radioleary and you just proved it .

jousefyousef: @radioleary you know am saying the truth though ;D

GRIDLOCKED

LynScribbles: Gridlock on all roads in and out of #Galway City this evening. Walk or stay put!

louclarkeradio: @LynScribbles this isn't good news... Gotta head into town in a few! I hear you're taunting Dermot O Leary on Twitter ;)

LynScribbles: @louclarkeradio yeah it's seriously bad! Ah yeah me and Derm have a tumultuous relationship at the best of times ;)

radioleary: @LynScribbles He's a good lad.

IMPERIAL WAR MUSEUM

radioleary: RT @I_W_M: This week our new photography exhibition IWM Contemporary: Mike Moore and Lee Craker opens at #IWMLondon. #SeeArtHere http://ow.ly/q1m8x

YOU'RE TERRIBLE MURIEL

radioleary: Listening to the @JamesArthur23 album. Jesus. It's really good. That's me telling you, not Jesus. I guess he knows already.

Cod_Rob: @radioleary Praise indeed! I listened to it the other week. I was struck by how one sounds a bit "Massive Attack".

radioleary: @Cod_Rob Yep. First X contestant we've ever had on, this weekend. Seriously Colin, it's really good. Even for gristly old Indy vets like us.

deanpiper: @Cod_Rob @radioleary It would be ACE if he was actually likeable though.

radioleary: @Cod_Rob #bluelines nice

radioleary: @deanpiper @Cod_Rob He's a good lad. Just because he didn't flirt with you. ;-) x

deanpiper: @radioleary @Cod_Rob PAH! x

radioleary: @deanpiper @Cod_Rob Where as I on the other hand... Love my pipes.

deanpiper: @radioleary @Cod_Rob You're terrible, Muriel x

Cod_Rob: @radioleary @deanpiper His opening line to me when I chatted to him last week was: "You've lost weight...you used to be such a fat bastard."

radioleary: @Cod_Rob @deanpiper Well you are looking more buff!

BRINGING MY LADY