DERMOT O'LEARY - No.282

LISTENING

radioleary: Mostly listening to John Smith and San Fermin albums this morning. This makes my ears happy.

Suvvo: @radioleary is the rest of the John Smith album as beautiful as Great Lakes?

radioleary: @Suvvo Sure is. X

LOOKING

radioleary: Cultured ones check out @Soundingspod as @LisaHBand tries to explain to young whippersnapper Dylan Haskins that Point Break is a work of art

diylan: I think it's fair to say I've been Point Broken in @radioleary @Soundingspod @LisaHBand http://itun.es/i6Fx4Hs

LisaHBand: @diylan @radioleary @Soundingspod Get ready for your ghosts to be well and truly busted this week.

radioleary: @LisaHBand @diylan @Soundingspod Well busting makes me feel good, so can't wait! X

TALL AND SHORT OF IT

spud69ruskin: @radioleary can you settle an argument between my friends pls, how tall are you???? X

radioleary: @spud69ruskin Not tall enough! 5'9 ish. X

spud69ruskin: @radioleary really?? Is that without Simon Cowell heels?? :-) x

daleyshon: @radioleary still a lovely looking cat - excellent.

radioleary: @daleyshon Thanks Dave... You got my back.

daleyshon: @radioleary alway man. I'm here when you need me.

DERMOT IS SO TINY YOU CAN PAT HIM ON THE HEAD WITH A FINGER

NB.Click the following link to see an instagram video of Dermot being poked!

CescaSidoli: Dermot O'Leary #hey #hi #poke #funny #haha #stadium #Arsenal #football #red #champions #league @… http://instagram.com/p/fyLLRXkI4b/

DERMOT STILL BEING RIBBED FOR BEING RIPPED

davegrimsey: @radioleary lucky your trousers are made out of stronger material than your jackets. Too much 'mic' work? 

DERMOT IS THE ICING ON THE CAKE

MegHemmings: My friends know how much I love @radioleary they got me this cake.. 

radioleary: @MegHemmings It's... A little bit scary. But thanks. ;-) x

MegHemmings: @radioleary it's my friends idea of a joke because of my long term crush on you!x

radioleary: @MegHemmings Thanks Meg, have a lovely birthday... Be gentle with my face! X

BULGE SIGHTINGS

giggles3475: @radioleary omg I can't watch #Xfactor anymore without looking at the bulge!! @lemontwittor has a lot to answer for!!

HayleySWhite91: #lmao #DermotsBulge @LittleDermot @radioleary @Amy_Edwards93 look whos following!! http://t.co/Pn5FSXH4Nd

chelseawortho: Best twitter account going... @iamdermotsbulge bet @radioleary  is so proud haha.. #lovinglife #thebulgefactor

sophie_hill1: Dermot o'learys bulge tho omg full package much

idkjusttayla: oh btw @louiseharris27 you missed seeing close ups of Dermot's bulge:

carleneh2b: Catch up on @CelebJuice loving @radioleary and his bulge haha

milliemongo: @CelebJuice dermot we love your #bulge #FIT

LittleMissLowra: Loving @CelebJuice tonight! It's sooooo all about @radioleary's #fullpackage #bulge #tighttrousers ;0)

ciaraduffy12: Watching celeb juice wit me nanny an her sisters n dermot learys bulge is on show #awkward #redface

KirztyLou: Hahahaha Dermot Olearys bulge has two twitter accounts lol luv @CelebJuice

millsjco: Not only does @radioleary share the same birthday as me but he is actually really hot & has a huge bulge!!!

MandiePearce: @radioleary  massive bulgeeeeee. #celebJuice

MrsJambobee: #celebjuice DERMOT'S BULGE AHAHAHAHA Gg's response... " thats amazing " hahahahahaha